My new opening act.
This guy came up to me after the show asking if I can take him on the road. Here is his pitch:
This kid wants to go on tour with me. from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
This guy came up to me after the show asking if I can take him on the road. Here is his pitch:
This kid wants to go on tour with me. from Dan Levy on Vimeo.

NOTE: If you ever take a NEW YEARS vacation to the natural hot springs in central california DO NOT SQUIRT HERBAL ESSENSE into the jaquzzi to make it “smell better”.
But more importantly… its a new year and I have a lot of NEW shows coming up and there going to be great! Or at least thats what Im telling myself. Here is my schedule for the next few months. Im going to be performing with the college humor live tour in several new markets so I hope to see you all at the shows. During my time off from CH LIVE, I will be on my own tour as well. Email me for tickets to any of these shows.
Jan 17 2008Boston, MA.Comedy Connection “NESN TV TAPING”
Jan 18 2008Greenville, PA.Thiel College
Jan 22 2008 Brea, CA.The Improv
Jan 23 2008Hollywood, CA.The Improv
Jan 29 2008Fayetteville, AR COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: University of Arkansas
Feb 01 2008 West Virginia COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: Bethany College
Feb 18 2008 Rochester, NY St. John Fisher College
Apr 01 2008 York, PA COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: York College
Apr 03 2008 Roswell, GA.The Funny Farm Apr 4-6.
Dear blog readers,
Well we did it! The last college humor live show of the semester was last week at B.U and it was swee-wesome! I would have blogged earlier, but the day after the show I got home and moved. Pretty cool place…I’m not saying, “I made it”. But my new apartment… wood floors and running water. (NBD).
Boston is the city where I started doing comedy so it was great to be back even though it was twenty degree’s and three people called me a queer faggot.
We had a packed house and everyone loved Reggie, Dan, and Nyim.
Shameful trivia was AGAIN ridiculously shameful and I think those two Jewish freshman girls are still fighting over the puma bag.
Jew Girl 1: I want the bag to take on my birth right trip to Israel!!!
Jew Girl 2: I wanna take it home to long island!!!
Jew Girl 1: I give blow jobs at sleep away camp!
Jew Girl 2: Me too! Omg. We are so BFF now!
So thank you BU for coming out (especially during the night of a BU/BC hockey game) and supporting College Humor Live! I also wanna thank Beth, Puma, College Humor, all the comics, APA, and everyone who helped make CH LIVE happen this fall.
Dates for the spring are already coming in and the tour is only going to get bigger!
PS: To the jersey girl in the 6 1/2 year on and off long distance relationship…its time to give it up. That guy next to you at the show last week still wants a hand-job.
PPS: I am currently in physical therapy three times a week for the back injury I incurred while traveling all over the country for CH LIVE. The medical term is a “hip hike”. Basically my lower hip has shifted up, causing the muscles in my lower back to spasm.
PPPS: College humor is going to pay my medical bills because I do not have health insurance.
PPPPS: They do not know that yet.
PPPPPS: Now they do.
Colin post show at U.C from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
I’m sitting on my plane (DELTA) the morning after the big show in Cinncy. The show was really fun but I am in terrible back pain from traveling so much. This week I have been to 8 states in 7 days. I can’t bend backwards and I’m having this shooting pain on the left side of my lower back. I went to webmd.com to try to diagnose myself, but all I found was some video of an Indian doctor talking about AIDS.
But back to the important post-show info! 
We performed last night to a packed house of 400 students. Which was pretty impressive, considering it was the Friday night of Halloween weekend. I guess seeing college humor live is more fun then seeing a 19 year-old freshman dressed up as the “anal sex mummy”. Apparently me and the students at Cinncy see the world differently.
Joe: the program director from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
Me, Bougler, Reggie Watts (who got off the plane 20 minutes before his set), all had great sets. Shameful trivia was the most shameful yet, I sold a shit load of Cd’s, and Colin was hilarious. 
Its really fun having him on the shows because more people come out, he’s ridiculously funny, and he makes fun of Boulger…a lot. He told him “you like a BYO point guard from 1978”.
I shot a lot of videos and took a bunch of pix. If you weren’t at the show…here is what you missed. 
EXCITED U.C STUDENT from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
Dan eats a sandwich from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
The show was NOT an 8. from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
Is this cop gonna use his tazer? from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
Reggie Watts - Post Show from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
Well if you’re into no cellphone service, hecklers, and corn… then you MUST perform at Kutzy U. The show started off perfect: big theatre, 200 hundred students, and subway sandwiches. What could be better? The students were also really smart (or at least a lot of them wore glasses) so it was a fun crowd, but half way through the show a student (not so smart and not wearing glasses) started screaming, “where’s Eddie Murphy?” Which doesn’t make sense for several reasons. 
To which I replied “Well…its not 1984… and lets be honest we are at Kutztown U. Maybe if you did better in high school, went to a college that people outside of Kutztown have heard of, and had a time machine to go back to the 80s when Eddie Murphy actually did stand-up…Eddie MIGHT be here. But that’s the not the case, so why don’t you just shut up and LOL like everyone else.” 
The crowd was behind me the whole show so they went crazy with applause after that and unfortunately for the Eddie Murphy fan…the college police removed him for disrupting the show. I was hoping they would use tazers like in Florida, but they didn’t. Damn.
Besides that little mishap, the show went great. 
Nikki glazed the crowd, Boulger (who is recovering from a broken face. That is not a joke. He got drunk, fell, and broke his face.) was the funny jaded 22 year-old we all love, and Nyim Lynne killed.
I learned a lot from the students of Kutztown University:
1) They don’t wear shoes or sox… to shows.
2) Some of them dress in bear suits and have sex with each other.
3) They love free shit.
4)
Colin who lives in Maryland doesn’t realize his long distance relationship is ending very soon.
5) Some students will try to rape you on stage.
Next show is tomorrow! Woo hoo!



