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Apr 03
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Me bad vlogging with long hair.


Me doing a bad vlog. from Dan Levy on Vimeo.
Apr 02
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YORK COLLEGE!!! The show last night was awesome. It was a small but excited crowd and several of the guys were wearing ties…just because. And I respect that. However getting there was terrible and I am tired as balls! I had to fly from LA to Atlanta to Baltimore. And I sat next to a nun who smelled like moth balls and Jesus. Then when I got to BWI I had to  rent a car and drive to York at 5pm. PERFECT DRIVING TIME.  WHEN ITS OPPOSITE DAY.  Then this morning I woke up at 4am to fly back to LA to do a commercial at noon. Which was cool …its basically me at a comedy club doing jokes about products like Wendy’s, and Brawny.. Here are the jokes that they didn’t let me say: Whenever I’m lonely I always go to Wendy’s because that way no matter what… I end my night with a cute red head. WHO’S NOW FIFTY THREE AND HAS BEEN EATING FAST FOOD FOR THE LAST FORTY YEARS.  Brawny’s slogan is “THICKER AND MORE ABSORBENT” and that is why whenever I use Branwy… no one gets pregnant.   Tomorrow I wake up at 5am to fly back to HOT-lanta and perform all weekend. WOO TO COMEDY!     GPS MOTHER FUCKER! from Dan Levy on Vimeo.  REGGIE AT YORK from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

YORK COLLEGE!!!

The show last night was awesome. It was a small but excited crowd and several of the guys were wearing ties…just because. And I respect that.

However getting there was terrible and I am tired as balls! I had to fly from LA to Atlanta to Baltimore. And I sat next to a nun who smelled like moth balls and Jesus.

Then when I got to BWI I had to  rent a car and drive to York at 5pm. PERFECT DRIVING TIME.  WHEN ITS OPPOSITE DAY. 

Then this morning I woke up at 4am to fly back to LA to do a commercial at noon. Which was cool …its basically me at a comedy club doing jokes about products like Wendy’s, and Brawny.. Here are the jokes that they didn’t let me say:

Whenever I’m lonely I always go to Wendy’s because that way no matter what… I end my night with a cute red head. WHO’S NOW FIFTY THREE AND HAS BEEN EATING FAST FOOD FOR THE LAST FORTY YEARS. 

Brawny’s slogan is “THICKER AND MORE ABSORBENT” and that is why whenever I use Branwy… no one gets pregnant.  

Tomorrow I wake up at 5am to fly back to HOT-lanta and perform all weekend.

WOO TO COMEDY!    


GPS MOTHER FUCKER! from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 


REGGIE AT YORK from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

Mar 18
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SUNY UPSTATE SOMEWHERE How was your St. Patty’s day?! I celebrated the drunken holiday at the Buffalo airport enroute home to LA after a five-day stint of shows, NYC, discussing my hair, planning a trip to Asia, discussing my hair, dinner with my mom, and more discussion of my hair. This been has a been long trip with several  5 am wake calls almost every morning and I know I am over tired because when the driver dropped me off this morning at the airport I gave him a twenty-dollar bill (instead of a five) and said, “see you tomorrow buddy”. Then in my head I was like “What… I’m never going to see this guy ever again”. But then he said in a kind of creepy way “Yeah you will Mr. Levy. Yeah you will”.   I’m also not feeling that good so I couldn’t drink green beer but I was able to snort green afrin. So that’s something. Last night we performed at SUNY Fredonia. (I may have spelled that wrong). The show was supposed to be me, Na’im, and Christian Finnegan however it ended up being just me and Christian because Nai’m has a “U.S AIRWAYS hook up”. Which means he always flies standby, which also means sometimes he doesn’t fly … like yesterday. He got to the airport at 6 am and didn’t get on any flights so the college humor tour  last night was more of a college humor two-man show, which was a shame because it was a really good time. We performed in this new state of the art theatre in a front of a few hundred students including a senior in high school, a 35 year-old dude who said “my girlfriend goes here because I like banging 19 year-olds”, a freshman with a detective-ish mustache, and one of the girls who won shameful trivia told us that she used to have a vagina ring! But don’t worry Na’im I wrote your name on a paper plate and took a picture with it so it was like you were totally there. Anyways…to sum it up: Christian was really funny, Tour manager Beth brought her boyfriend, the subway backstage kicked ass and my new blimpie joke got major LOL’s. I was  happy. Back stage at FREDONIA from Dan Levy on Vimeo.  The next show is April 1st outside Baltimore so my plan: after the show head downtown and act out a scene from the wire. FY-EYE: I’m playing Marlow and Nikki Glaser will be Snoop. Peace out.

SUNY UPSTATE SOMEWHERE

How was your St. Patty’s day?! I celebrated the drunken holiday at the Buffalo airport enroute home to LA after a five-day stint of shows, NYC, discussing my hair, planning a trip to Asia, discussing my hair, dinner with my mom, and more discussion of my hair. This been has a been long trip with several  5 am wake calls almost every morning and I know I am over tired because when the driver dropped me off this morning at the airport I gave him a twenty-dollar bill (instead of a five) and said, “see you tomorrow buddy”. Then in my head I was like “What… I’m never going to see this guy ever again”. But then he said in a kind of creepy way “Yeah you will Mr. Levy. Yeah you will”.  

I’m also not feeling that good so I couldn’t drink green beer but I was able to snort green afrin. So that’s something.

Last night we performed at SUNY Fredonia. (I may have spelled that wrong).

The show was supposed to be me, Na’im, and Christian Finnegan however it ended up being just me and Christian because Nai’m has a “U.S AIRWAYS hook up”. Which means he always flies standby, which also means sometimes he doesn’t fly … like yesterday.

He got to the airport at 6 am and didn’t get on any flights so the college humor tour  last night was more of a college humor two-man show, which was a shame because it was a really good time. We performed in this new state of the art theatre in a front of a few hundred students including a senior in high school, a 35 year-old dude who said “my girlfriend goes here because I like banging 19 year-olds”, a freshman with a detective-ish mustache, and one of the girls who won shameful trivia told us that she used to have a vagina ring!

But don’t worry Na’im I wrote your name on a paper plate and took a picture with it so it was like you were totally there.

Anyways…to sum it up: Christian was really funny, Tour manager Beth brought her boyfriend, the subway backstage kicked ass and my new blimpie joke got major LOL’s.

I was  happy.


Back stage at FREDONIA from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

The next show is April 1st outside Baltimore so my plan: after the show head downtown and act out a scene from the wire. FY-EYE: I’m playing Marlow and Nikki Glaser will be Snoop.

Peace out.

Mar 14
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ST. JOHNS

Tonight’s show was in Queens, NY at St. Johns University.


Driving to Queens. from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

We had an awesome line up but the audience was “NOT GOOD”.

But it really wasn’t their fault. We have been doing this tour in theatres since the beginning and it make sense because it’s a theatre-ish show. We need sound systems, screens, and etc.

Apparently St. John’s thought other wise because they decided to put our show in their dining hall and then figure out the whole sound system thing while I was on stage. So that was fun. They also decided to tell us to “be clean” 3 minutes before the show started. Which was hard considering this was my set list:

1) Abortion.

2) Rape.

3) The abortion rape song. 


TJ’s TV pitch! from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

Avi “POWER AGENT” Gilbert was there and in typical agent fashion after the show said, “Well that turned out to be pretty sweet!” He then took the check and ran out. Sunday we hit up state NY with Christian Finnegan and… a theatre. Should be a hoot.  

Mar 13
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Hey people. I need to apologize for not blogging as much as I am supposed to… but it’s been kinda crazy. I hosted MTV spring break 08’ in Miami’, so I was working on that for the past 2 weeks in between college humor live shows and other stuff. It airs March 29th and I’m sure it will then re-air every other hour for the entire month. It was good/insane, as one would imagine. I was the sidekick on the new show “Pretty Smart” hosted by Tara Conner. (Miss USA who got super famous after doing drugs and having to go to rehab). This is a picture of me trying to bite her boob. She is very cool, even though she wouldn’t do meth with me and the spring breakers. BORING! The point of the show is to see if people are “pretty smart” or “just pretty”. Most were just pretty and one didn’t even know what “ocean was behind them”. My favorite part was the SILVER PEOPLE who were the LIVE set.  Instead of building a set MTV just hired hot people to stand in the background, look good, not move, and of course be spray-painted silver. They were hilarious. Silver Guy! from Dan Levy on Vimeo.  Silver girls dancing from Dan Levy on Vimeo. It was really funny and very awesome as was the 500 screaming drunken spring breakers who smelled of yager and called me “bro”. So while I was working on that we had two college humor shows and let me break them down for ya. Bethany College: Me, Chris Porter, Dan Boulger, and Reggie Watts performed in West Virginia and it was about as much fun as you think a show would be in West VA. The hotel was scary and the phones didn’t work. We all thought we were in a horror movie and we were.  Chris Porter is no longer with us. TENNESSEE TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY: Untitled from Dan Levy on Vimeo.  Me, Nyim, Nikki, and TJ Miller from Cloverfield. This show was great. We gave away some NEW puma merch and it was our first show with TJ. (He will be doing a few more dates with us this semester.) TJ and I decided to fly in together on the same flight because the flight was direct and left at 11. This caused several problems. 1) We landed at 6 and the show was at 7. 2) The school was an hour drive from the airport.  3) The GPS we rented didn’t recognize the town the show was in (Cookeville). And I don’t really blame it. Surprisingly we made it while talking about a lot of comedy, JJ Abrahams, and of course vlogging.  Tomorrow night we all get back together and perform in Queens.  WHAT!  WHAT! It should be a very fun time. That is all for now. I promise to blog more. I love you.  

Hey people. I need to apologize for not blogging as much as I am supposed to… but it’s been kinda crazy. I hosted MTV spring break 08’ in Miami’, so I was working on that for the past 2 weeks in between college humor live shows and other stuff. It airs March 29th and I’m sure it will then re-air every other hour for the entire month. It was good/insane, as one would imagine. I was the sidekick on the new show “Pretty Smart” hosted by Tara Conner. (Miss USA who got super famous after doing drugs and having to go to rehab). This is a picture of me trying to bite her boob. She is very cool, even though she wouldn’t do meth with me and the spring breakers. BORING! The point of the show is to see if people are “pretty smart” or “just pretty”. Most were just pretty and one didn’t even know what “ocean was behind them”.

My favorite part was the SILVER PEOPLE who were the LIVE set.  Instead of building a set MTV just hired hot people to stand in the background, look good, not move, and of course be spray-painted silver. They were hilarious.


Silver Guy! from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 


Silver girls dancing from Dan Levy on Vimeo.

It was really funny and very awesome as was the 500 screaming drunken spring breakers who smelled of yager and called me “bro”.

So while I was working on that we had two college humor shows and let me break them down for ya.

Bethany College: Me, Chris Porter, Dan Boulger, and Reggie Watts performed in West Virginia and it was about as much fun as you think a show would be in West VA. The hotel was scary and the phones didn’t work. We all thought we were in a horror movie and we were.  Chris Porter is no longer with us.

TENNESSEE TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY:


Untitled from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

Me, Nyim, Nikki, and TJ Miller from Cloverfield. This show was great. We gave away some NEW puma merch and it was our first show with TJ. (He will be doing a few more dates with us this semester.) TJ and I decided to fly in together on the same flight because the flight was direct and left at 11. This caused several problems.

1) We landed at 6 and the show was at 7.

2) The school was an hour drive from the airport. 

3) The GPS we rented didn’t recognize the town the show was in (Cookeville). And I don’t really blame it.

Surprisingly we made it while talking about a lot of comedy, JJ Abrahams, and of course vlogging. 

Tomorrow night we all get back together and perform in Queens.  WHAT!  WHAT! It should be a very fun time. That is all for now. I promise to blog more. I love you.  

Jan 31
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University of Arkansas

The 1st CH-LIVE show of the spring semester was super fun!

The line up was Nikki –get ready to be glassed- Glasser, Reggie –expensive audio equipment- Watts, and John –heavily influenced by David Brenner-Mullaney.  I was honestly surprised by how great the show was considering it was the first time I’ve been to Arkansas. Nothing against the state, but the only thing I can think of now when I think of Arkansas is Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris.

Who WERE NOT at the show!

We had about 300 students who were fairly good at shameful trivia… but very good at laughing.

I would say, last night was the best CH-LIVE audience for sure.

My favorite part of the performance was a couple in the front row. Throughout the entire show they kept on screaming stuff out and I was convinced that the boyfriend was a convicted felon and a possible crystal-meth dealer and of course his girlfriend was a crystal-meth user.  So that went on throughout the night and when I brought her on stage for shameful trivia and asked her name she answered “CRYSTAL”. FOR REAL! INCREDIBLE! 

Tomorrow we go to West Virginia and I don’t really know what to expect, except maybe a waffle house.

Jan 20
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My new opening act.

This guy came up to me after the show asking if I can take him on the road. Here is his pitch: 


This kid wants to go on tour with me. from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

Jan 18
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My new head shot for 08! So…whose looking to cast a rapist?  
My new head shot for 08! So…whose looking to cast a rapist?  
Jan 12
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NOTE: If you ever take a NEW YEARS vacation to the natural hot springs in central california DO NOT SQUIRT HERBAL ESSENSE into the jaquzzi to make it “smell better”.   But more importantly… its a new year and I have a lot of NEW shows coming up and there going to be great! Or at least thats what Im telling myself. Here is my schedule for the next few months. Im going to be performing with the college humor live tour in several new markets so I hope to see you all at the shows. During my time off from CH LIVE, I will be on my own tour as well. Email me for  tickets to any of these shows.  Jan 17 2008Boston, MA.Comedy Connection “NESN TV TAPING” Jan 18 2008Greenville, PA.Thiel College Jan 22 2008 Brea, CA.The Improv Jan 23 2008Hollywood, CA.The Improv Jan 29 2008Fayetteville, AR COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: University of Arkansas Feb 01 2008 West Virginia COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: Bethany College Feb 18 2008 Rochester, NY St. John Fisher College Apr 01 2008 York, PA COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: York College Apr 03 2008 Roswell, GA.The Funny Farm Apr 4-6.  

NOTE: If you ever take a NEW YEARS vacation to the natural hot springs in central california DO NOT SQUIRT HERBAL ESSENSE into the jaquzzi to make it “smell better”.  

But more importantly… its a new year and I have a lot of NEW shows coming up and there going to be great! Or at least thats what Im telling myself. Here is my schedule for the next few months. Im going to be performing with the college humor live tour in several new markets so I hope to see you all at the shows. During my time off from CH LIVE, I will be on my own tour as well. Email me for  tickets to any of these shows. 

Jan 17 2008Boston, MA.Comedy Connection “NESN TV TAPING”

Jan 18 2008Greenville, PA.Thiel College

Jan 22 2008 Brea, CA.The Improv

Jan 23 2008Hollywood, CA.The Improv

Jan 29 2008Fayetteville, AR COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: University of Arkansas

Feb 01 2008 West Virginia COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: Bethany College

Feb 18 2008 Rochester, NY St. John Fisher College

Apr 01 2008 York, PA COLLEGE HUMOR LIVE: York College

Apr 03 2008 Roswell, GA.The Funny Farm Apr 4-6.  

Dec 08
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B.U, the last CH LIVE show of the fall.

Dear blog readers, 

Well we did it! The last college humor live show of the semester was last week at B.U and it was swee-wesome! I would have blogged earlier, but the day after the show I got home and moved. Pretty cool place…I’m not saying, “I made it”. But my new apartment… wood floors and running water. (NBD).

Boston is the city where I started doing comedy so it was great to be back even though it was twenty degree’s and three people called me a queer faggot. 

We had a packed house and everyone loved Reggie, Dan, and Nyim.

Shameful trivia was AGAIN ridiculously shameful and I think those two Jewish freshman girls are still fighting over the puma bag.

Jew Girl 1: I want the bag to take on my birth right trip to Israel!!!

Jew Girl 2: I wanna take it home to long island!!!

Jew Girl 1: I give blow jobs at sleep away camp!

Jew Girl 2:  Me too! Omg. We are so BFF now!  

So thank you BU for coming out (especially during the night of a BU/BC hockey game) and supporting College Humor Live! I also wanna thank Beth, Puma, College Humor, all the comics, APA, and everyone who helped make CH LIVE happen this fall.

Dates for the spring are already coming in and the tour is only going to get bigger! 

PS: To the jersey girl in the 6 1/2 year on and off long distance relationship…its time to give it up. That guy next to you at the show last week still wants a hand-job.

PPS: I am currently in physical therapy three times a week for the back injury I incurred while traveling all over the country for CH LIVE.  The medical term is a “hip hike”. Basically my lower hip has shifted up, causing the muscles in my lower back to spasm. 

PPPS: College humor is going to pay my medical bills because I do not have health insurance.

PPPPS: They do not know that yet.

PPPPPS: Now they do.