Next show this friday.

Hope people had a sweet labor day. I spent my days in off in New Port beach drinking and playing bocce ball terribly. Is that how you spell bocce ball? I have no idea I’m not Italian. Anyways… Next up…we’re going to be hitting SKIDMORE College, which is a very school cool. I actually did a show there last year, which would have been awesome, but after a few mishaps and bad agents I ended up being there the same night as the guy from the “Shoes” video. If you don’t know what I’m talking about it, he’s the gay guy who was in that viral video where the gay guy just said “shoes” over and over again. It was pretty funny, but I had to open up for that guy whose live show is just him singing the shoes song over and over and over and over and over. WE GET IT! YOU LIKE SHOES! MOVE ON! (But he didn’t). I honestly wouldn’t be as angry, but it’s awkward to perform stand-up comedy: aka written & thought out jokes, while the crowd screams “shoes we love fucking shoes! Bring out the shoes guy bitch!” Also after the show I emailed the shoes guys and he never emailed me back. Maybe he heard of my sneaker collection. Not really sure… but in any case… as long as there are no viral video stars cock blocking are show on Friday we should be good to go!