B.U, the last CH LIVE show of the fall.

Dear blog readers, 

Well we did it! The last college humor live show of the semester was last week at B.U and it was swee-wesome! I would have blogged earlier, but the day after the show I got home and moved. Pretty cool place…I’m not saying, “I made it”. But my new apartment… wood floors and running water. (NBD).

Boston is the city where I started doing comedy so it was great to be back even though it was twenty degree’s and three people called me a queer faggot. 

We had a packed house and everyone loved Reggie, Dan, and Nyim.

Shameful trivia was AGAIN ridiculously shameful and I think those two Jewish freshman girls are still fighting over the puma bag.

Jew Girl 1: I want the bag to take on my birth right trip to Israel!!!

Jew Girl 2: I wanna take it home to long island!!!

Jew Girl 1: I give blow jobs at sleep away camp!

Jew Girl 2:  Me too! Omg. We are so BFF now!  

So thank you BU for coming out (especially during the night of a BU/BC hockey game) and supporting College Humor Live! I also wanna thank Beth, Puma, College Humor, all the comics, APA, and everyone who helped make CH LIVE happen this fall.

Dates for the spring are already coming in and the tour is only going to get bigger! 

PS: To the jersey girl in the 6 1/2 year on and off long distance relationship…its time to give it up. That guy next to you at the show last week still wants a hand-job.

PPS: I am currently in physical therapy three times a week for the back injury I incurred while traveling all over the country for CH LIVE.  The medical term is a “hip hike”. Basically my lower hip has shifted up, causing the muscles in my lower back to spasm. 

PPPS: College humor is going to pay my medical bills because I do not have health insurance.

PPPPS: They do not know that yet.

PPPPPS: Now they do.