YORK COLLEGE!!!

The show last night was awesome. It was a small but excited crowd and several of the guys were wearing ties…just because. And I respect that.

However getting there was terrible and I am tired as balls! I had to fly from LA to Atlanta to Baltimore. And I sat next to a nun who smelled like moth balls and Jesus.

Then when I got to BWI I had to  rent a car and drive to York at 5pm. PERFECT DRIVING TIME.  WHEN ITS OPPOSITE DAY. 

Then this morning I woke up at 4am to fly back to LA to do a commercial at noon. Which was cool …its basically me at a comedy club doing jokes about products like Wendy’s, and Brawny.. Here are the jokes that they didn’t let me say:

Whenever I’m lonely I always go to Wendy’s because that way no matter what… I end my night with a cute red head. WHO’S NOW FIFTY THREE AND HAS BEEN EATING FAST FOOD FOR THE LAST FORTY YEARS. 

Brawny’s slogan is “THICKER AND MORE ABSORBENT” and that is why whenever I use Branwy… no one gets pregnant.  

Tomorrow I wake up at 5am to fly back to HOT-lanta and perform all weekend.

WOO TO COMEDY!    

GPS MOTHER FUCKER! from Dan Levy on Vimeo. 

REGGIE AT YORK from Dan Levy on Vimeo.