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University of Wyoming and Washington. The last two CH LIVE shows were fun but dangerous!!!. In Wyoming, after the awesome show with over 1000 students myself, Tyler Spindel, Christian Finnegan, and Beth mingled with the students. It was pretty normal, nothing too crazy. But as were signing Cd’s and talking to the winner of the sling box, we heard the fire alarm go off. At first the kids were laughing and saying how after all the someone pulls the fire alarm. So we continued signing and talking until we all smelled smoke and saw it billowing out of the theater. At this point we all thought: SHIT! WE CAN’T DIE IN LARAMIE WYOMING! RUN!!! The student activity director runs out informing us that something is in fact on fire and we need to get the fuck out! At this point all the comics on the CH LIVE tour broke the first rule when dealing with fire. We ran back into get our stuff. In our defense it was smoky and we didn’t see any real fire…plus my lap top was in there and that would have totally sucked. ( I just bought the Matchbox 20’s greatest hits on Itunes). We made it out alive and even had time to stop at a Chili’s where we unfortunately came even closer to death. NOTE TO THE WORLD: NEVER ORDER SALMON FROM CHILLI’S IN LARAMIE WYOMING. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR INSIDES TO EXPLODE. Seattle was a blast because we hooked up with Aziz and just had a fun time in the city. We went out to bars, I stepped inside the first starbucks, saw the guys throw a fish, and checked out the brand new library that seems more like a place to do ecstasy then a place to read. (I did it both.) The show itself was fun but not as packed as the Wyoming gig because this show was at the same time as a weird indoor festival where students can make wax hands and buttons. You would think that if you had the option to see awesome comedy with a possibility to win a sling box OR make a button you would choose the latter but not at University of Washington. Apparently all the students really love buttons. Like really LOVE them. While Tyler was on stage, Aziz and I went over  to this indoor cluster fuck and saw a couple hundred kids waiting in line to make buttons and wax their hands. So we cut them all in line and I made a middle finger wax hand as a “fuck you” to all the students who missed our show. It was a bad idea and kinda hurt myself.  The show ended incredibly strong with what was the best shameful trivia of all time. Aziz played along as a character named Kevin who went head to head with this one kid whom new more shameful trivia then ever before…and he won. He was able to name all the actors and the characters they played on “Boy Meets World”. Aziz even called him out by saying: “You’re spending to much time jerking off to Topanga!” It was great. We filmed the entire night it should be on the site soon. Fuck buttons. 

University of Wyoming and Washington.

The last two CH LIVE shows were fun but dangerous!!!.

In Wyoming, after the awesome show with over 1000 students myself, Tyler Spindel, Christian Finnegan, and Beth mingled with the students. It was pretty normal, nothing too crazy. But as were signing Cd’s and talking to the winner of the sling box, we heard the fire alarm go off. At first the kids were laughing and saying how after all the someone pulls the fire alarm. So we continued signing and talking until we all smelled smoke and saw it billowing out of the theater. At this point we all thought:

SHIT! WE CAN’T DIE IN LARAMIE WYOMING! RUN!!!

The student activity director runs out informing us that something is in fact on fire and we need to get the fuck out! At this point all the comics on the CH LIVE tour broke the first rule when dealing with fire. We ran back into get our stuff. In our defense it was smoky and we didn’t see any real fire…plus my lap top was in there and that would have totally sucked. ( I just bought the Matchbox 20’s greatest hits on Itunes).

We made it out alive and even had time to stop at a Chili’s where we unfortunately came even closer to death.

NOTE TO THE WORLD: NEVER ORDER SALMON FROM CHILLI’S IN LARAMIE WYOMING. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR INSIDES TO EXPLODE.

Seattle was a blast because we hooked up with Aziz and just had a fun time in the city. We went out to bars, I stepped inside the first starbucks, saw the guys throw a fish, and checked out the brand new library that seems more like a place to do ecstasy then a place to read. (I did it both.)

The show itself was fun but not as packed as the Wyoming gig because this show was at the same time as a weird indoor festival where students can make wax hands and buttons. You would think that if you had the option to see awesome comedy with a possibility to win a sling box OR make a button you would choose the latter but not at University of Washington. Apparently all the students really love buttons. Like really LOVE them. While Tyler was on stage, Aziz and I went over  to this indoor cluster fuck and saw a couple hundred kids waiting in line to make buttons and wax their hands. So we cut them all in line and I made a middle finger wax hand as a “fuck you” to all the students who missed our show. It was a bad idea and kinda hurt myself. 

The show ended incredibly strong with what was the best shameful trivia of all time. Aziz played along as a character named Kevin who went head to head with this one kid whom new more shameful trivia then ever before…and he won. He was able to name all the actors and the characters they played on “Boy Meets World”.

Aziz even called him out by saying: “You’re spending to much time jerking off to Topanga!”

It was great. We filmed the entire night it should be on the site soon. Fuck buttons.