Oakland State Michigan University College!

10 real facts that me, Nick Kroll, Aziz, and Colin Quinn learned Friday night in Michigan.

1) The fast food soup joint named “Zoup” has cheeseburger zoup and macaroni and cheese zoup. Yes both are disgusting and when I asked what exactly is the Mac and cheese zoup, the guy behind the counter confidently told me “it is like macaroni cheese… but with a lot more cheese”.

2) Even if you don’t sell out the venue, that will not stop them from sending a giant white stretch limo to pick you up.

3) The white rapper Eminem once took the same limo, but instead of carrying Chap Stick and DAN LEVY COMEDY CD’s he carried guns.

4) My cd’s sell a lot better after Colin signs them.  (two)

5) One of the contestants playing shameful trivia’s last name was hooker and grew up in a town with 300 people and 3000 cows. It makes a lot of sense when you talk to him.  And when he shows you a picture of him birthing a calf on his cellphone.

6) Andrew Dice Clay is an asshole.

7) If you are staying at the Marriot in Pontiac Michigan and you have kids, don’t worry… they can still swim in the pool past midnight. Totally cool.

8)Nick Kroll has a very long story about Bob Newhart that doesn’t make sense or have a punch line. However it gets better the 6^th time he tells it. 

9) Aziz: (referring to the ridiculous amount of food backstage) There are more choices of candy here then students in the theatre.

10) Going to the airport at 4:30am is the worst thing I’ve done this week besides sampling the cheeseburger zoup.